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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Thinking positively today........

Toni is having a root canal today.
I can't be there.
Because I have this job, ya know.
And, it's a big day in Jobland.
I'm feeling like a shit mother.
But, of course, it's not about me.
It's about Toni.
But, for this precise moment in time, it's gonna be about me and my issues.
And, my issue is--I feel like I am a shit mother.
Oh, and I'd love a margarita.
And a smoke.
If I'm gonna be a shit mother, I might as well be a really shit mother.
One that drinks and smokes before 5 am and who goes to work instead of being with her child when she is enduring pain and misery.
Oh, I'm such a shit mother.

Okay, now it can be about Toni.
Please send painkiller vibes.....


Jody V said...

Painkiller Vibes are on the way from Jersey!! Tell her to bring her iPod.


Eileen, Founder, Organizer, Mayor and Chief Cook And Bottle Washer of the Anger Management Girls. said...

I work in a dentist office. Root canals are really no big deal. THey are prob the most painless thing we do. The only thing hard about it is keeping your mouth open that long. (Something we would not have a problem with!!)
If she has a problem with that, they will give her a mouth prop. You are not a bad mother. I've only had one mother come with their college age kids. She is a pain in the ass and we wish she would stay home. She'll be fine. Really, you will be surprised. Whose doing it?