Not that I expected you to remember.....but, as of today.......I'm now 51 and 1/2 years old.
No need to run out and buy cards or gifts or send me special wishes.
I'm just sayin'.....for the record, I am 51 and a 1/2 years old.
As of today.
Thankfully, my mental capacity is still in tact.....the alzheimers has not set in.
At the very least--I know what day it is.
That's a good thing.
And, not only do I know what day it is.....I know the exact date.
Plus, my simple math skills are still working.....that's how I knew about the 1/2 year age.
Yes, I'm batting a thousand here.
When I got up this morning, did I think....."yeah, it's Friday!"?
No, I thought...."Holy shit, I'm 51 and 1/ years old!"
Yes, that's what I thought.
What does it mean when you wake up on a Friday and think more about your age than the fact that the weekend is almost here?
Any thoughts on that?
Ah, who gives a shit. Right?
I have no plans to try to figure it out.
I've got bigger issues.
Because no sooner did I realize that I am now 51 and 1/2 years old, I ran straight to the mirror, pressed my nose against it, looked deep into my blue eyes and asked.....
"yes, but, do I look like I'm 51 and a 1/2 years old?"
What the hell does a 51 and a 1/2 year old look like anyway?
Does she look like this?Oh, what the hell....it's Friday.
Let's just get on with it.....
Happy Friday from this 51 and 1/2 year old to you!