Thursday, March 12, 2009
I'd like to teach the world to.......
I don't know about you but I am getting pretty sick and tired of these non-smilers. Listen, I'm not expecting everyone to walk around with big shit eating grin on their faces. But, honestly--if I smile at you--can you smile back? I am not even asking for a nod or a sound out of your pouty mouth. I am just saying....if I see you for the first time in the day and I smile at you (mostly because I've learned not to greet you with a sound), could you please just do you and me a favor and smile back? Because here's the thing--one of these days I'm going to wrestle you to the ground and grab your face and get my thumbs and pull your lips so tight into a smile that you will probably have to haul me into court on assault charges!
What I'm saying is that I just think people should smile. It really improves the attractiveness quotient.
I'm just sayin'