Thursday, March 19, 2009
Good Morning Universe!
Who in the hell are you and how come you're so smart?
and, more importantly--
What do you know that I don't know?
Ask anyone who has known me for years and they will tell you---Judi does not like to be uninformed. I'm a pure scoopster...always have been...check out my nick name in my high school year book (on second thought....don't go within 100 feet of my high school yearbook). I'm an informationaholic and a girl who does not do very well if someone says to me "I have something to tell you, let's catch up later." No. No. No. Tell me now or you-are-risking-your-life. I do not like mysteries. I do not like innuendo. I do not like NOT being in-the-know. Do not bait me with guess-whos or guess-whats. Do not put unwrapped presents in a room with me...alone. Do not tell me you know a secret that you can't tell me. For all intents and purposes--here's the rule--unless you are willing to tell me the whole kit and kaboodle, don't string me along. Just be quiet. That's all I ask. Because it just kills me to know that there is something to know and I don't know it and I can't find out how to know it. Got that?
Here's the thing and come to think of it...you have all been witness to it---The Universe is talking to me through my blog. Not Mr. Universe or Ms. Universe--THE Universe. I mean, I know the Universe emails people. But, honestly....does the Universe also comment on people's blogs? I don't think so. So, who is this commenter who calls his/herself The Universe? And, how does his/her comments make so much sense to me...so much sense...as I read it? How does THE UNIVERSE know what is going on in my most private thoughts and feelings?
And, what else does The Universe know?
Who are you Universe?