I won't gain weight, I won't gain weight, I won't gain weight.....

29 hours and counting. My ship will come in and I will board it. I will be wearing a pair of darling pink, size 14 capris, a pink sequinned tank--size large and a gorgeous white denim jacket with bright colored sequin designs--size12. On my perfectly pedicured feet....I'll have those amazing sandals I bought to celebrate all those celebration-worthy things in my life. Oh...and pink undies with matching bra from Victoria's Secret. The perfect ensemble to walk the plank. Being the conservative packer that I am, I decided that I'd also like to wear that very same outfit (not the same undies, of course!) to disembark the ship at the end of our little holiday. Now....here's the thing---I have never been on a vacation where that has been possible. I always needed to pack a "going home outfit"---a size larger or at the very least--elastisized! And, given the fact that cruises are notorious for putting at least 10 lbs on their guests...well, I'm a bit worried about my darling pink pants. So, I keep reciting that little ditty to myself....."I won't gain weight, I won't gain weight, I won't gain weight....." Yes, I know, I said my scale will be taking a holiday. I won't know the number on the scale and I don't want to to know it. So, I'm starting a new ditty.....

I will be able to wear the same pants getting off the ship as I did getting on it.

I will be able to wear the same pants getting off the ship as I did getting on it.

I will be able to wear the same pants getting off the ship as I did getting on it.

I will be able to wear the same pants getting off the ship as I did getting on it.
I will be able to wear the same pants getting off the ship as I did getting on it.
I will be able to wear the same pants getting off the ship as I did getting on it.

I will be able to wear the same pants getting off the ship as I did getting on it.
I will be able to wear the same pants getting off the ship as I did getting on it.
I will be able to wear the same pants getting off the ship as I did getting on it.

I will be able to wear the same pants getting off the ship as I did getting on it.
I will be able to wear the same pants getting off the ship as I did getting on it.
I will be able to wear the same pants getting off the ship as I did getting on it.

I will be able to wear the same pants getting off the ship as I did getting on it.
I will be able to wear the same pants getting off the ship as I did getting on it.
I will be able to wear the same pants getting off the ship as I did getting on it.

I will be able to wear the same pants getting off the ship as I did getting on it.
I will be able to wear the same pants getting off the ship as I did getting on it.
I will be able to wear the same pants getting off the ship as I did getting on it.