Did she really say that?

Did she really say.....you're not going to get any thinner, are you?
Really?
Did she really, really say that?
Really, really, really?
I mean--did she really utter those words?
Yes, she did.
How do I know?
Because I asked....
Right there in the ladies room....after I caught my breath and steadied myself....I asked my old colleague/friend (who I haven't seen in ages): "Deb, did you really say that?"
She said "YES I DID! Do you want me to say it again?"
Yes and I want you to say it again and again and again......to make up for all the times I wished I could have heard it.....

I am not trying to lose weight, people!
And, I have not been trying to lose weight for awhile now.
Nope.
I am not trying to lose weight!
I am happy right where I am.
Happy with my body, my weight, my hips, my boobs, my chin, my legs, my ass, my arms...shit, I am happy with it all. Sagging skin and all.
Do you want me to say it again?
Okay....
I am not trying to lose weight, people!
And, I have not been trying to lose weight for awhile now.
Nope.
I am not trying to lose weight!
I am happy right where I am.
Happy with my body, my weight, my hips, my boobs, my chin, my legs, my ass, my arms...shit, I am happy with it all. Sagging skin and all.

This, my friends, is a major moment in history.
A momentous occasion.
It's big.
Waaaay big.


Pinch me, please!!!!
(I've got lots of extra skin to pinch....but, it's okay)