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Thursday, April 22, 2010

Big Mac Attack!!!!



I'm not sure what caused it.....but I had a major BIG MAC ATTACK last night....
Perhaps it had something to do with my post yesterday when I said I was not trying to lose weight.
Because in my world---I would never, ever think of eating a Big Mac if I was trying to lose weight....
That's not to say that I wouldn't eat a Big Mac if I was trying to lose weight...
No, no, no.
In my non Lap banded life, if I was trying to lose weight AND I had a Big Mac attack--I would have quietly slipped into the line at the drive-thru window, whispered my order into the intercom, hid my face as I paid and then told the person at the window who gave me the Big Mac "my son is at home waiting for this".....
And, then, I would have sped off to the farthest corner of the parking lot, park my car someplace where I could not be seen---preferably hidden by a tree and a large truck--and devour my Big Mac.
I'd then drive away with a major chaser of guilt....
That would be my Big Mac attack of yesteryears......

My Big Mac attack of today goes like this.....
I drove to McDonald's.
I parked my car.
I walked into the restaurant--in broad daylight, in full view of the world.
I walked up to the counter, I spotted something called a Big Mac snack wrap....
I could feel tingling my toes and my heart began to beat faster....
A mini Big Mac! Did they know I was coming?
And, it was only $1.49!
Where could I go for dinner for $1.49?
I ordered my Big Mac snack wrap.....in my regular voice.
I paid for it with a smile.
I spotted a table by the window.
Why hide?
I happily unfurled the paper wrapper.
And, I bit into my Big Mac snack wrap....
It was just as I remembered....the taste, the aroma....of a Big Mac.
Two bites later, I was full.
I was satisfied and full.
Three bites.
And my Big Mac Attack was over.
I proudly walked out the door, got in my car and decided it a good moment to squelch my shoe attack......

3 comments:

Jody V said...

Judi -

Love the story but more importantly those shoes!! My zebra purse has eluded me. Mainly because I gave up trying. The hunt is on Sister! Thanks for the post. I'm getting back in the game.

Jody

Drazil said...

I'm jealous - next time send the rest that you didn't eat - to me! HA! I can soooo finish it for you! Good job though - honestly - so great!

Nella said...

I love love love BIG MACS! You did awsome and avoided the big ass one and went for the MINI! Good on you!