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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Dear AARP......


Go pick on someone your own age.....

Listen, I'm really not into you. To put it more bluntly--I want absolutely nothing at all to do with you. So, please stop trying to woo me with your cards and letters and offers. I don't care if I can get car insurance at a better rate and I really don't give a flying fuck if I've earned the priveldege of being a card-carrying member of your group. Keep your discounts, your trips, your parties, your meetings and all your literature. Stop wasting so much paper (you're killing trees damn it!) and money (don't you know we are in a recession?) on courting me. Your behavior is getting on my nerves. Stuffing my mailbox everyday with claims that you can save me money, make my life better and get me connected to better things is really pissing me off. Lose my address. Forget my name. Just get out of my life.

You have been warned....

love, Judi

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Judi,
Believe me they (AARP) do not give up. I guess they cannot take a hint. I don't even put them in the shredder I rip them up bare-handed !!! I have had a steady dose of AARP junk mail for 2 years !!!! Who do they think they are ? We are not nearly old enough...and we never will be !!!!!!!!
EVER ....
Hugs to you from your older but not old friend,
Debbie

Eileen, Founder, Organizer, Mayor and Chief Cook And Bottle Washer of the Anger Management Girls. said...

My husband died 5 years ago and I'm still getting ARP applications.

Cathy said...

Judi, I have to admit I finally gave in. They were absolutely relentless! I'll be 53 in April and all I can say about AARP is cheaper hotel rates when I visit my Winter Texan parents in Mission. Other than that, zilch. They still send me offers for ins. and all kinds of other crap. Maybe I should contract them to oversee my diet. Suckers won't give up!!!

Irishembi said...

I hear you on the relentless thing. I'm not certain exactly HOW they got my name embedded on their mailing list. I think they started sending me this crap when I turned 30 and I'm 39 now.