Follow me.......





Thursday, February 3, 2011

SUPERsexy superBOWL......

It's SuperBowl week in Pittsburgh.
I hear it's also a SUPERSEX week....

Are we all having SUPERSEX because of the Super Bowl?
Studies show that maybe we are.
As for me?
I'll never tell.
Being coy is part of my sexiness......

The theory is that all of the excitement and manliness of the big game brings lots of excitement and manliness into the bedrooms of the hometowns of the teams who playing in the Super Bowl.....
Which means that the neighborhoods of Pittsburgh are rockin'......
But, come Sunday.....the sex is gone.
It's all about the game....

Well...if we can't have sex, we can least be sexy....
In fact, we can be.....




Thankfully, in Pittsburgh, we are off to a good start....
Steeler colors are sexy....
Black and Gold.
Yes....so sexy.
Tight pants on seemingly well-endowed, well-proportioned fellows is sexy.
Aren't they?
Yes....so sexy.

There are a few issues that could hinder the sexiness factor...
Dribbling hot wing sauce on your TERRIBLE TOWEL and stuffing nachos dripping in cheese in your Iron City rimmed lips .....not so sexy.
YOU got that right.
Having to unbutton and unzip your black jeans and pull your gold top over your bulging belly....not so sexy.
No. No. No.

Once again, I give thanks for my Lapband.
No wings, no beer and no unzipping for me.
Just Black and Gold....and my Steelertini.....
SUPERSEXY.....

2 comments:

Lee Ann said...

Judi, I love it. Funny thing is this Super Bowl will have zero cheerleaders. Who needs them though? Steeler Nation!!!!

A Steelertini looks delish!

Nella said...

Bringing sexy back baby!