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Thursday, September 10, 2009

And now a word from another one of Judi's celeb blog fans.....

As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care
what you think. Women over 50 won't walk around complaining of cramps, wah! If a
woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about
it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the
opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant or anywhere. Of course, if you
deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get a way with
it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what
it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to
confess your sins to a woman over 50. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than
her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you
right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to
wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of
reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
well-coifed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize. For
all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for
Here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against
Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just

to get a little sausage!

Thank You Andy!!!!!


Anonymous said...

HERE,HERE!! well said!!

Jill from NY

Eileen, Founder, Organizer, Mayor and Chief Cook And Bottle Washer of the Anger Management Girls. said...

I LOVE this! Esp the part about the man in the plaid pants with the younger woman.
In my warped opinion,viagra ruined any chance of any woman over 40 looking to finding a partner. These old fools can now perform so they need a young girl who likes them for their um, personality! Yea, right! Old fools!

Jody V said...

Love it Judi!! This is too true!