Here's what my personal astrologer emailed me yesterday.....
Here is your horoscope
for Wednesday, October 15:
It's a good time to reflect on your past and how you can move beyond it, because the present is stuck in a cycle of slow motion bumbling. You can make progress soon, if only you move past whatever is holding you back.
It's not that I'm all that into astrology. Unless of course, you count the fact that I have my own personal astrologer that emails me every day!!! I guess it does seem like maybe I am.
Alright, you caught me....I can explain-- ever since I heard the 5th Dimension sing the song "The Age of Aquarius" back in '69 (ya know....When the moon is in the Seventh House and Jupiter aligns with Mars then peace will guide the planets and love will steer the stars....),I felt a connection to the stars. I mean, there I was...a 10 year old Aquarian and there was this rock band singing about me and to me. Never mind that the song had nothing to do with people born in January and never mind the fact that I didn't even understand what they were talking about....they said Aquarius. I was an Aquarius. That was enough for a 10 year old Judi. And, as I've shared many times here on my blog....I'm still like that. I'm pretty positive that many of the most revered rock songs ever written and sang were done with me in mind. Just as the 5th Dimension was singing to me, so was Mick, Bob, Bruce, Nikki and many others. And, they still are....everyday.
So, back to this horoscope my astrologer emailed me yesterday. It sort of bugged me. I mean....really....what was he/she (I have no idea if my personal astrologer is male or female!) trying to tell me? I'm stuck in a cycle of slow motion bumbling? What the hell does that mean? I'm not bumbling and I am definitely not in slow motion. I'm walking tall (in my heels!) and living in the fast lane! I can make progress soon, if only I move past whatever is holding me back? Come on...what the hell IS holding me back? Why can't my astrologer just tell me....? Okay, okay, I shouldn't go postal here. But still! Listen, I do not enjoy or appreciate getting vague hints. If there's something big looming or if I need to do something specific....just tell me for heaven's sake! This "alluding to a problem" is a little cowardly...don't you think? If this emailing astrologer is so damn gifted then he/she needs to come right out and say exactly what is in the stars for me. At this stage of my life--I don't have the time or the inclination to spend a few years reflecting on my past just so I can move beyond it. What...so, I'll be 60 before I get beyond it? No thank you, Mr./Ms Astrologer. Sure, maybe I have a few things I need to deal with....who doesn't? But, right now, I'm doing pretty good. I spent the last year or so doing something pretty monumental. I dealt with my past--I got rid of those pounds from my past. I don't want to reflect on them anymore. And, let me tell you Mr./Ms. Astrologer, if there's a roadblock on my journey then so be it....I'm just going to bust right through or drive around it! So, there!
Now, let's just see what my astrologer has to say today.....
So, did you watch the debate?
OH....that reminds me....I want to send out a very special, Palin-free Happy Birthday to a blogger extraordanaire and an all around good Irish Catholic Democrat girl with lotsa purses--the one, the only... Eileen!!! Hope your Birthday-rama is rocking.....! Have a great AMG Thursday! Blow hard! (the candles...)
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