Seriously. Well, the letter didn't say that exactly. But, I know what they are getting at. I can read between the lines. When the U.S. Department of State sends me a letter telling me that they can't give me a passport because they can't identify me---even though I provided the exact documentation they asked for---I am pretty sure it's bathing suit related. They gave Carmen, Vince and Toni theirs. But, not me.
The U.S. Government is standing between me and my ship.