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Saturday, January 15, 2011

Walk of shame......

I'm hungover.
It's a terrible thing.
I overindulged.
Partied until the wee hours.
I had a one night stand.

It seemed so right.
The romance was so intoxicating.
So delightful.
The pleasure drew me in.
Captivated me.
Stripped away my inhibitions.
Loosened my standards.

I can't respect myself in the morning.
I'm a naughty, naughty girl.
A very bad, naughty, naughty girl.

I guess I'm just a sucker when it's so cool, smooth and hard.

Yes, I ate the rest of the Peppermint Bark.
What did you think I was talking about?


Anonymous said...

You are too funny! It's okay, I still respect you ;=)

Jacquie said...

That stuff is so good!

CeeJay said...

Oh my! It's terrible when food is our lover. Better than sex? Maybe. LOL.

Heather said...

Peppermint Bark is sent from Heaven so it is ok.

Lee Ann said...

LMAO. You're so hilarious. I ate my tin in less than a week. Mostly by myself. And when my husband asked me how much it cost, it was after Christmas so I lied about how much money I'd saved.

Shaggs said...

What is this love that you speak of??? I must have!

Anonymous said...

Oh my goodness I almost fell off my chair laughing so're such a pig, that's why I luv ya!