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Thursday, December 9, 2010

If there really is a Santa Claus......

then I need him pronto.
Well, other than the fact that I would love to have a sleigh full of shoes and clothes and jewelry and maids and butlers and plane tickets and laundry boys and personal bartenders and professional organizers and stylists and more shoes and lots of boots and a winning lottery ticket and a crystal ball that tells the future and world peace....I need a long winter's nap.
I'm completely exhausted.
I think it's time to sit down and make my list for Santa.
I hope he's okay with everything I want.
Okay....I hope he's okay with everything I NEED.
I do need all those things.
Especially if there really is a Santa Claus.

If there really is a Santa Claus?
What do you want?


Gerry said...

A sugar daddy.

Jody V said...

A latin cabana boy about 32 years old please...oh and his Porshe Panamera to drive me around in!! Oh..and he has to be a personal trainer too!!