They came under the cloak of darkness.
Silently and slyly, they put a ripple here and a bulge there!
Magical beasts that they are--they did it without the scale even noticing!
BOO!
Boo-hoo!
Although I've dealt with a few visiting pounds here and there, today I weigh exactly the same as I did last year at this time.
I know this because I keep track of these things.
So, why is it that when I put on one of my perfectly fitting skirts (from last Fall) yesterday did I notice a slight bulge across the tummy area?
The only thing I can think is that my body has been posessed by the demons of the season.
Surely, they must be trying to trick me into thinking that I have gained weight!
How dare they try to frighten me into believing that the problem is weight gain or the perils of age-related body redistribution.
I refuse to be a fashion slave to these beasts.
Bring on the SPANX!
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