A love handle? An extra boob? A camel hump containing wine for those thirsty moments? A gin bucket? My Lapband poking out?
|Yesterday.....it was clad in GOLD......!|
This damn thing is just always there....taunting me and trying to wear me down.
But, I'm stronger than that annoying lump.
It's time to outsmart this damn lump.
Time to show this lump who's boss.
Midsection SPANX.....here I come!