I'm not sure which part of that is more ponderance-able.
Why is work so annoying in August?
Why did they close a major tunnel?
Why is Willy barking at me?
Why is my sister on a cruise?
Why does my other sister have shingles?
Why does my dad insist on watching absurd TV shows?
Why is the top of my foot black and blue and swollen all over?
(could it be because the said 93 year old man placed his walker and all of his weight on it?)
Q: Why am I not at the beach?
A: Oh yeah, that's why!!!!