Only 3 (count 'em...1*2*3)
as in...only THREE days until Christmas
Today's word is: Attack!
as in....move aside world, clear the aisles, tell your families to take cover and don't you dare drive the speed limit.....I'm on a mission to bring Christmas to Judiland!
Get outta my way, I'm living on caffeine and candy canes, I've got a list that's longer than that jolly fat fella and damn there's only three days until Christmas!