Butt dialing and the woe of fat chicken breasts......

So, there I was in the grocery store, discussing the trials and tribulations of pounding chicken breasts with the another shopper when little did I know that my friend was giggling in my back pocket.....
A little while later.....my phone rang....
MY FRIEND:  So, what' the deal with you hating FAT chicken breasts?
ME:  Um.....what?  
MY FRIEND:  I heard that you only like thin chicken breasts these days.  You are so into THIN ever since you got thin!  You are against FAT chicken breasts now????
ME:  Um.....what?
MY FRIEND:  Yeah, I heard that you hate FAT chicken breasts. 
ME:  Okay.......um.....what the hell are you taking about?
MY FRIEND:  Well, this is what I heard. 



Isn't anything private anymore?